Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Jan 2025
Venue: Brighton Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 8 Jan 2025
Venue: Esher Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Date: Wed 8 Jan 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: £32.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Jan 2025
Venue: Bexhill-on-Sea De La Warr Pavilion
Price: £33.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Frank Skinner: 30 Years of Dirt
Date: Fri 10 Jan 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: £28.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Jan 2025
Venue: Shoreham by Sea Ropetackle Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Jan 2025
Venue: Folkestone Leas Cliff Hall
Price: £34.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Jan 2025
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 16 Jan 2025
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Price: £36.50
Date: Thu 16 Jan 2025
Venue: Esher Theatre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Jan 2025
Venue: Chichester Festival Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Daniel O’Reilly: Out Of Character
Date: Sat 18 Jan 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: £29.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew White, Joe Wells, Paddy Lennox
Date: Sun 19 Jan 2025
Venue: Horsham Capitol Theatre
Price: £10 to £12
Barstormers Comedy
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 19 Jan 2025
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 22 Jan 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Wed 22 Jan 2025
Venue: Bexhill-on-Sea De La Warr Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 22 Jan 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 22 Jan 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct
Date: Thu 23 Jan 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 23 Jan 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 26 Jan 2025
Venue: Brighton Theatre Royal
Price: £34.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 26 Jan 2025
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 Jan 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: £35.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lorna Rose Treen, Paul Tonkinson, Tom Toal
Date: Wed 29 Jan 2025
Venue: Brighton Rotunda Cafe Bar
Price: £20.00
Plus: Joseph Emslie
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Jan 2025
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Price: £34.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Jan 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: £25.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 31 Jan 2025
Venue: Farnham Maltings
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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